Story #13: The Angry Farmer

The Angry Farmer

Once apron a time there was a farmer named Billy Bob that that was getting pushed out of farming. His farm animals were stolen every time he bought new farm animals and his crops were rowed every fall when they were ready to be picked so he wanted to get rid of all the farmers. He went to town to find Bob Paterson that was a TNT dingo might genius that could blow anything up so he could get payback on the other farmers. On his way to town a bunch of farm animals were on the road in his way so he got out and they all came towards him and acted like they  knew him so he opened his tailgate and put the ramp down to load the animals into the truck. Billy then herded the animals into the truck and shut the tailgate and took all the animals home. He then went to town to pick up Bob to show him where to put the TNT on the other farms.
On his way to the other farm he looked out in his field and saw that the farm animals that he just put in his barn were out in his field of corn eating it, so he drove out into the field and put the animals back in the truck and took them home agin. On the way home Bob asked, "How do you think your farm animals are getting out."  Billy answered, "I think the other farmers are letting them out." When they got to Billy's farm Bob walked around the barn and found an opening where the animals got out and told Billy and they fixed it and Billy farmed happily ever after.